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WILD wrote: Slyther wrote: Xeratous wrote: WILD wrote: How dare you upstarts attempt to tarnish the names of our great leaders! Their comings where foretold in The Book of Slyratous eons ago and their rise to power was supported by the previous rebel factions! Long live The Saviors of TTT! Slyther the Benevolent Providence of Reason and Xeratous the Charitable Raja of Zeal! I think I speak for both Sly and I when I say that you, Wild, are our favorite prophet. Yes. Because evidently Sypher betrayed me. I thank you for your praise, Lords! I will travel this desolate place and spread your teachings to the poor saps of this comunity! What is your first decree? How dare thou come to our sacred post and spew this blasphemy! It is them who have destroyed many of us by booping us to submission! This must end, their powers have become almost intolerable! It is up to Jesse and I to establish a new harmonious republic! Help us usher in this new age, and destroy the ones oppressing us! Bring on the age of Jesse and Derp! This is nonsense. The holy Whitefuse and I were the first to begin revolution. May the Age of Whitefuse the Holy BEGIN! |
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Slyther wrote:
WILD wrote: What is your first decree? As you have proven yourself as our loyal prophet, when beckoned, though shall travel with us in the Land of the 67 Ways to uncover the Lost Temple of Slyratous to uncover the truth, along the way spreading the gospel of our word, in hopes to make these heretics realize their sins, and soon find redemption. Heretic?! What a jest! If you wish for salvation, you must discredit these false gods! They have taken over with abnormal speed! The true heretics happen to be the ones you worship! This is why you must join us in our sacred quest to destroy these "gods" powers! |
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I found a writing from our scripture to mark this occurence, and to give Derpy and I blessings for our cause.
א אַשְׁרֵי הָאִישׁ-- אֲשֶׁר לֹא הָלַךְ, בַּעֲצַת רְשָׁעִים; וּבְדֶרֶךְ חַטָּאִים, לֹא עָמָד, וּבְמוֹשַׁב לֵצִים, לֹא יָשָׁב1 ב כִּי אִם בְּתוֹרַת יְהוָה, חֶפְצוֹ; וּבְתוֹרָתוֹ יֶהְגֶּה, יוֹמָם וָלָיְלָה. ג וְהָיָה-- כְּעֵץ, שָׁתוּל עַל-פַּלְגֵי-מָיִם: אֲשֶׁר פִּרְיוֹ, יִתֵּן בְּעִתּוֹ--וְעָלֵהוּ לֹא-יִבּוֹל; וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר-יַעֲשֶׂה יַצְלִיחַ. ד לֹא-כֵן הָרְשָׁעִים: כִּי אִם-כַּמֹּץ, אֲשֶׁר-תִּדְּפֶנּוּ רוּחַ. ה עַל-כֵּן, לֹא-יָקֻמוּ רְשָׁעִים--בַּמִּשְׁפָּט; וְחַטָּאִים, בַּעֲדַת צַדִּיקִים. ו כִּי-יוֹדֵעַ יְהוָה, דֶּרֶךְ צַדִּיקִים; וְדֶרֶךְ רְשָׁעִים תֹּאבֵד. -The Great Prophet Jessidiah |
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I found a writing from our scripture to mark this occurence, and to give Derpy and I blessings for our cause. Oh Glorious one, I have a message for the inglorious ones from our most prized prophet, "I'm the Mujahidin, and I'm making a scene, now you're going to feel what the 'boom boom' means. It's like Tupac said, when I die, I'm not dead. We are the martyrs, YOU'RE JUST SMASHED TOMMATAS, ALLAHU ACKBAR!!" *Confetti Splosions'. Let this be a lesson, NAY, a warning to all those who oppose the holy Jedesserp and thine glorious inquisition! א אַשְׁרֵי הָאִישׁ-- אֲשֶׁר לֹא הָלַךְ, בַּעֲצַת רְשָׁעִים; וּבְדֶרֶךְ חַטָּאִים, לֹא עָמָד, וּבְמוֹשַׁב לֵצִים, לֹא יָשָׁב1 ב כִּי אִם בְּתוֹרַת יְהוָה, חֶפְצוֹ; וּבְתוֹרָתוֹ יֶהְגֶּה, יוֹמָם וָלָיְלָה. ג וְהָיָה-- כְּעֵץ, שָׁתוּל עַל-פַּלְגֵי-מָיִם: אֲשֶׁר פִּרְיוֹ, יִתֵּן בְּעִתּוֹ--וְעָלֵהוּ לֹא-יִבּוֹל; וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר-יַעֲשֶׂה יַצְלִיחַ. ד לֹא-כֵן הָרְשָׁעִים: כִּי אִם-כַּמֹּץ, אֲשֶׁר-תִּדְּפֶנּוּ רוּחַ. ה עַל-כֵּן, לֹא-יָקֻמוּ רְשָׁעִים--בַּמִּשְׁפָּט; וְחַטָּאִים, בַּעֲדַת צַדִּיקִים. ו כִּי-יוֹדֵעַ יְהוָה, דֶּרֶךְ צַדִּיקִים; וְדֶרֶךְ רְשָׁעִים תֹּאבֵד. -The Great Prophet Jessidiah |
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www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS2g2EWHG...qu-0nJnBAbZs_6LK7ltu STORYTIME! Warning: Spoiler! WILD wrote: Story time! So I was having this AWESOME dream last night about TTT playing out in real life. Like we had to find who was plotting to kill us all. And it was one of those phsycadelic freaking trippy dreams too, so there was like multicolored crap and stuff made no sense like I think Melon was "eating backwards" and pony was "riding himself off Ainto the sunset" along with Sypher, Slyther and Cael combinging like in freaking Dragon Ball or whatever. Anyway I have a bad habbit of sleep talking/walking/kicking. So when I was shot and killed in this acid infused IRL TTT game, I woke up screaming- "KOS SLYPTHAEL" At like 3:20 in the morning. Now my family is used to this since it happens almost weekly (last week it was something about fruits in a basket and ELF)I still heard them chuckling in the other room as I sat there, burning with emberassment. So good job guys. You've effectively worked your way into my freaking dreams. I think I need a break. Zackz11 wrote: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM If money is the root of all 'evil,' why do they ask for it in Church? KreeG wrote: [Z] Chester wrote: I came to FP because I heard there were lots of nice people here That's true there's a lot of nice people here including myself, Nice to meet you!You'll laugh at 1 of these at-least: Warning: Spoiler! This player is definitely set on the road to SA: ramm004 wrote: Both times I've been banned it's been like the court scene from Idiocracy. I literally dont want part of it anymore. I'm sure I'll see the back of this shit when I start playing the HL2RP. I'm gonna wait my ban time, blow my cash airstriking brats, then request or force a permaban on myself. At least, thats the plan right now. Crocodile wrote: ur like 8 only thing ur busy at is painting and learning new colours and making macaroni necklaces Warning: Nasty but hella funny stuff: Warning: Spoiler! Getzco wrote: I don't hate bronies, hell like I give a fuck about what you're into. You could be into those Japanese Sex Dolls, Jerk off to Tentacle Porn, Putting hamsters in your ass(Thats a sexual fetish believe it or not), or be into having sex with corpses. As stated, Like I give a single fuck about the kind of things you're into.
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Craccoo wrote:
JessePinkman wrote: I found a writing from our scripture to mark this occurence, and to give Derpy and I blessings for our cause. Oh Glorious one, I have a message for the inglorious ones from our most prized prophet, "I'm the Mujahidin, and I'm making a scene, now you're going to feel what the 'boom boom' means. It's like Tupac said, when I die, I'm not dead. We are the martyrs, YOU'RE JUST SMASHED TOMMATAS, ALLAHU ACKBAR!!" *Confetti Splosions'. Let this be a lesson, NAY, a warning to all those who oppose the holy Jedesserp and thine glorious inquisition!א אַשְׁרֵי הָאִישׁ-- אֲשֶׁר לֹא הָלַךְ, בַּעֲצַת רְשָׁעִים; וּבְדֶרֶךְ חַטָּאִים, לֹא עָמָד, וּבְמוֹשַׁב לֵצִים, לֹא יָשָׁב1 ב כִּי אִם בְּתוֹרַת יְהוָה, חֶפְצוֹ; וּבְתוֹרָתוֹ יֶהְגֶּה, יוֹמָם וָלָיְלָה. ג וְהָיָה-- כְּעֵץ, שָׁתוּל עַל-פַּלְגֵי-מָיִם: אֲשֶׁר פִּרְיוֹ, יִתֵּן בְּעִתּוֹ--וְעָלֵהוּ לֹא-יִבּוֹל; וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר-יַעֲשֶׂה יַצְלִיחַ. ד לֹא-כֵן הָרְשָׁעִים: כִּי אִם-כַּמֹּץ, אֲשֶׁר-תִּדְּפֶנּוּ רוּחַ. ה עַל-כֵּן, לֹא-יָקֻמוּ רְשָׁעִים--בַּמִּשְׁפָּט; וְחַטָּאִים, בַּעֲדַת צַדִּיקִים. ו כִּי-יוֹדֵעַ יְהוָה, דֶּרֶךְ צַדִּיקִים; וְדֶרֶךְ רְשָׁעִים תֹּאבֵד. -The Great Prophet Jessidiah Craccoo you have proven yourself a true patron of the now formally known cult "Schlaaaang Inc." Thank you for your good service. Please enjoy our message to the common public. Also a word from our sponsor |
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Craccoo wrote:
JessePinkman wrote: I found a writing from our scripture to mark this occurence, and to give Derpy and I blessings for our cause. Oh Glorious one, I have a message for the inglorious ones from our most prized prophet, "I'm the Mujahidin, and I'm making a scene, now you're going to feel what the 'boom boom' means. It's like Tupac said, when I die, I'm not dead. We are the martyrs, YOU'RE JUST SMASHED TOMMATAS, ALLAHU ACKBAR!!" *Confetti Splosions'. Let this be a lesson, NAY, a warning to all those who oppose the holy Jedesserp and thine glorious inquisition!א אַשְׁרֵי הָאִישׁ-- אֲשֶׁר לֹא הָלַךְ, בַּעֲצַת רְשָׁעִים; וּבְדֶרֶךְ חַטָּאִים, לֹא עָמָד, וּבְמוֹשַׁב לֵצִים, לֹא יָשָׁב1 ב כִּי אִם בְּתוֹרַת יְהוָה, חֶפְצוֹ; וּבְתוֹרָתוֹ יֶהְגֶּה, יוֹמָם וָלָיְלָה. ג וְהָיָה-- כְּעֵץ, שָׁתוּל עַל-פַּלְגֵי-מָיִם: אֲשֶׁר פִּרְיוֹ, יִתֵּן בְּעִתּוֹ--וְעָלֵהוּ לֹא-יִבּוֹל; וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר-יַעֲשֶׂה יַצְלִיחַ. ד לֹא-כֵן הָרְשָׁעִים: כִּי אִם-כַּמֹּץ, אֲשֶׁר-תִּדְּפֶנּוּ רוּחַ. ה עַל-כֵּן, לֹא-יָקֻמוּ רְשָׁעִים--בַּמִּשְׁפָּט; וְחַטָּאִים, בַּעֲדַת צַדִּיקִים. ו כִּי-יוֹדֵעַ יְהוָה, דֶּרֶךְ צַדִּיקִים; וְדֶרֶךְ רְשָׁעִים תֹּאבֵד. -The Great Prophet Jessidiah I oppose Jerp in such a way they may know me as a heretic but for me it is a price worth paying |
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giovanniz123 wrote:
I oppose Jerp in such a way they may know me as a heretic but for me it is a price worth paying For this I shall see thine soulless corpse on the battlefield of HONOR! |
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My Music Playlist:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS2g2EWHG...qu-0nJnBAbZs_6LK7ltu STORYTIME! Warning: Spoiler! WILD wrote: Story time! So I was having this AWESOME dream last night about TTT playing out in real life. Like we had to find who was plotting to kill us all. And it was one of those phsycadelic freaking trippy dreams too, so there was like multicolored crap and stuff made no sense like I think Melon was "eating backwards" and pony was "riding himself off Ainto the sunset" along with Sypher, Slyther and Cael combinging like in freaking Dragon Ball or whatever. Anyway I have a bad habbit of sleep talking/walking/kicking. So when I was shot and killed in this acid infused IRL TTT game, I woke up screaming- "KOS SLYPTHAEL" At like 3:20 in the morning. Now my family is used to this since it happens almost weekly (last week it was something about fruits in a basket and ELF)I still heard them chuckling in the other room as I sat there, burning with emberassment. So good job guys. You've effectively worked your way into my freaking dreams. I think I need a break. Zackz11 wrote: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM If money is the root of all 'evil,' why do they ask for it in Church? KreeG wrote: [Z] Chester wrote: I came to FP because I heard there were lots of nice people here That's true there's a lot of nice people here including myself, Nice to meet you!You'll laugh at 1 of these at-least: Warning: Spoiler! This player is definitely set on the road to SA: ramm004 wrote: Both times I've been banned it's been like the court scene from Idiocracy. I literally dont want part of it anymore. I'm sure I'll see the back of this shit when I start playing the HL2RP. I'm gonna wait my ban time, blow my cash airstriking brats, then request or force a permaban on myself. At least, thats the plan right now. Crocodile wrote: ur like 8 only thing ur busy at is painting and learning new colours and making macaroni necklaces Warning: Nasty but hella funny stuff: Warning: Spoiler! Getzco wrote: I don't hate bronies, hell like I give a fuck about what you're into. You could be into those Japanese Sex Dolls, Jerk off to Tentacle Porn, Putting hamsters in your ass(Thats a sexual fetish believe it or not), or be into having sex with corpses. As stated, Like I give a single fuck about the kind of things you're into.
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