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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78295

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78296

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my ass
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78304

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78321

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78358

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78395

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed then i grabbed another sock
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78439

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed then i grabbed another sock but it wouldnt
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78532

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed then i grabbed another sock but it wouldnt be the same
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78533

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed then i grabbed another sock but it wouldnt be the same. Clyde walks in
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Re: Story 1-3 words 12 years, 3 months ago #78576

It was a late stormy night... I went downstairs, but I must make a sandwitch, but theres no cheese, so I gotta, go to the cat nip store to get a Eric Tomson shirt! So I could make waggle jelly by saying that. But then suddenly Chuteuk ban me so we all GOT MAD! So I decided to DDOS the server while watching hafner
(RUINED BY MOD) to promotions, then something exploded and I was like cool bro.
Then I pooped out 13 cats which all were with George Bush Face. Then Bob Dole grabbed my arm and tied me to my other hand. Then i felt turned on by his big flamethrower. I woke up and it's morning and I was at my room where i fired my pink bubble gun which then exploded. I realized that clocket slept with me through the storm with his C4 Straped to his big long metal rod but the rod wasn't a rod, it was a shotgun, so i shoved a sock up my (RUINED BY MOD) but it wouldn't fit, because it was jammed then i grabbed another sock but it wouldnt be the same. Clyde walks in like a
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