Corrupt: As you prepare to fire a C4, it blows up inside, you and teh C4 gun becomes ash.

Wish: To capture turtle the turtle 99 so I can make my turtle soup more delicious with his flesh!

granted. But your so excited about it tat you fall out of your char, and your head cracks open resulting in a slow and painfull death.

corrupt: you moonpoon land on the moon and soon die of lolepickittyness

Wish: The Cat Job In FPRP

Corrupt: The cat job is created, but it's 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mill XP.

Wish: To have 9999999999999999999999999 FP:RP Ingame XP, IN EVERY JOB, CLASS, UNLOCK, PLANT SIEZE, AND MAXED PLANTS, and that i would NEVER die, have my XP reset, have my computer break, get glitched, or have me in ANY way not be able to play in the FP:RP Server and keep my beutiful XP, and i could never get banned, everyone loved me, and NOTHING, bad could happen to me.

CHECK-MATE.

corrupt: A rogue meteor lands on your house, crushing your computer and achievements.

Wish: To paddle people who talk out of turn.

jasperbeardly wrote:


I said NOTHING bad could happen

Corrupt: Your paddle breaks

Wish: To be Chuck Noris for a day

Corrupt: Mike has kids and they turn out to be excatly the same also this cycle goes on

Wish: TO BE FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from clocket's c4's

CORRUPT: IRL Clocket goes to your real house throws a big ass party then the nexy day sets up c4 around your home then BOOM!


Wish: TO C4 CLOCKETS BASE ONCE AND FOR ALL

Corrupt: Clocket has allready sold his plants and the server crashes before the C4 detonates.

Wish: New yoke and rudder set of MS Flight sim 10.

Granted, but you sit there playing it so long you become obese. Your major arteries clog up, and you die due to lack of blood flow.

Wish: (easy enough) To die a painless death.