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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45824

^_0

I did the spawn points on JB like 24hrs before servers crashed and actually there's nothing wrong with the servers, its the data centre that has the problem! ;D

PLAN FOOLED, MUHAHAHAHAHA.

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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45825

OMFG NEO!!! I WILL SEE NIGHTMARES FOR ATLEAST A MONTH NOW!!! fucking teenage dream....
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45830

I think the servers went down because:
1. Dave did it
2. Dave Broke then
3. Dave Obliterated them
4. Dave wiped them from the face of the earth
or 5. The Counter Terrorist and the Terrorist were so fed up of doing such stupid things that they teamed up on the servers to stop us controlling them (Radio Chat: Ememy Spotted, Radio Chat: Server down!)
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45832

neophyte78 wrote:
Jaydix wrote:
I think it's because Bing > Google.

Well, actually.

Dave was messing around with some spawntools on the JB. Which caused an energy fluctuation through the server rack, frying the servers CPU's. Which caused a power surge throughout the whole rack. Frying the network.

basicly, dave did it.


Very true..

Afterwards Dave went all like this:



Or was it more like this?



epic vid stealing neo

but it was all dave, im sry, but wat doesnt he brake


MOLE

p.s i think it was more like this
Last Edit: 13 years, 3 months ago by [TJ] moleinhole.
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45840

[TJ] moleinhole wrote:
neophyte78 wrote:
Jaydix wrote:
I think it's because Bing > Google.

Well, actually.

Dave was messing around with some spawntools on the JB. Which caused an energy fluctuation through the server rack, frying the servers CPU's. Which caused a power surge throughout the whole rack. Frying the network.

basicly, dave did it.


Very true..

Afterwards Dave went all like this:



Or was it more like this?



epic vid stealing neo

but it was all dave, im sry, but wat doesnt he brake


MOLE

p.s i think it was more like this



I agree with mole more

Seen that like year ago so lol
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45843

Servers are down cause they watched the Fred movie
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45846

Ok I'm going to give a scientific explanation to this:

Dave was playing around with the JB settings and accidently pressed the Quantum computing button which introduced a "2" into the binary coding which threw up an error and caused the quantum tunneling to grow out of control resulting in the entire server and anything within a 50 mile radius into a schrodinger cat state which is maintained by a freak black hole around the city (also caused by Dave) which stops it from being observed and hence collapse the schrodinger wave function. However nobody far outside the 50 mile radius has noticed because the city still appears to be there due to the extreme gravity of the black hole (except for the people just outside the event horizon who would have been killed by gravitational rip tides) and everyone inside the 50 mile radius has died and obviously can't convey what's happened.

In conclusion: we're all fucked.

Or maybe I'm wrong and it's just the network has gone down...

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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45865

W!PeOuT wrote:
Ok I'm going to give a scientific explanation to this:

Dave was playing around with the JB settings and accidently pressed the Quantum computing button which introduced a "2" into the binary coding which threw up an error and caused the quantum tunneling to grow out of control resulting in the entire server and anything within a 50 mile radius into a schrodinger cat state which is maintained by a freak black hole around the city (also caused by Dave) which stops it from being observed and hence collapse the schrodinger wave function. However nobody far outside the 50 mile radius has noticed because the city still appears to be there due to the extreme gravity of the black hole (except for the people just outside the event horizon who would have been killed by gravitational rip tides) and everyone inside the 50 mile radius has died and obviously can't convey what's happened.

In conclusion: we're all fucked.

Or maybe I'm wrong and it's just the network has gone down...

W!PeOuT


DAVE look at what youve done to w!PeOuT JUST STOP THE MADNESS
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45875

Jaydix wrote:
W!PeOuT wrote:
Ok I'm going to give a scientific explanation to this:

Dave was playing around with the JB settings and accidently pressed the Quantum computing button which introduced a "2" into the binary coding which threw up an error and caused the quantum tunneling to grow out of control resulting in the entire server and anything within a 50 mile radius into a schrodinger cat state which is maintained by a freak black hole around the city (also caused by Dave) which stops it from being observed and hence collapse the schrodinger wave function. However nobody far outside the 50 mile radius has noticed because the city still appears to be there due to the extreme gravity of the black hole (except for the people just outside the event horizon who would have been killed by gravitational rip tides) and everyone inside the 50 mile radius has died and obviously can't convey what's happened.

In conclusion: we're all fucked.

Or maybe I'm wrong and it's just the network has gone down...

W!PeOuT


you killed it.


Good it wasn't that good a game since it says why it happened already.
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Re: Guess the reason for the servers being down [GAME] 13 years, 3 months ago #45876

Servers are down because they are divided by zero.
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