o in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr! Then David rode in on Skippy like a cowboy with C4 on his chest shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYROY JENKINS!" But then sneaky's asian evil twin pops out of no where.

Sneaky's asian evil twin is twice as sneaky as Sneaky so he sneaked behind David and shanked him,but David turned out to be Dovahkiin/Nerevarine/Lord Sheogorath/Skippy's man and instantly healed himself and turn Sneaky's asian evil twin into a kid turd.

But secretly, Sky hated David because Sky wanted to be Skippy's man, so skippy has two wives both david and skyking as his bitches! But Skippy loved David more since David was a kangaroo!

BUT THEN! Key burst onto the scene with a tommy gun and the pimpiest suit he could find, deciding there and then to gun down Skippy! For Sky! But Sky couldn't handle the loss of Skippy, and decided to go on a murderous hunt for David. David was hiding in Jimmy saviles den, where he was being fed tea and crumpets by Sparky. Sky showed up at Jimmy's and he saw that David had killed himself by Beatles overdose, depressed over Skippys death. Crocodile then went to Limbo and started to kill skippy in his afterlife, then he, overcome with rage, decided to destroy the very place he was stuck in. As he did this, a shining light flowed over Crocodile, and a hand came down and said, "Crocodile/Creeper, will you marry me" To which Croc rejected, then the hand got really sad and listened to The Beatles performing