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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122019

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so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122023

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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122024

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122026

after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122028

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122032

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr!
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122035

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr! Then David rode in on Skippy like a cowboy with C4 on his chest shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYROY JENKINS!"
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122039

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr! Then David rode in on Skippy like a cowboy with C4 on his chest shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYROY JENKINS!" But then sneaky's asian evil twin pops out of no where.
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122048

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr! Then David rode in on Skippy like a cowboy with C4 on his chest shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYROY JENKINS!" But then sneaky's asian evil twin pops out of no where.

Sneaky's asian evil twin is twice as sneaky as Sneaky so he sneaked behind David and shanked him.
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Re: Story Time! 11 years, 3 months ago #122062

so in order to get revenge, Sneaky set out on a quest to revive the thread through necromancy, but then a wild snorlax appeared! So David went kangaroo-fu on it and became the ruler of Davidland. Sadly however, David became crazed with power and the citizens saught to rid of him. David then used his powers to initate Sneaky as all mighty king of Davidland.So, kidturds began to floss her teeth but all of a sudden...
And Crocodile went running in circles after he lost all his teeth in a kangaroo crash and after Sneaky became king of Davidland crocodile started to post from school. In a way, crocodile was amused, but then the teacher cought him in the act and he got expelled from school for being a naughty boy. At this very moment Jay realized he had left over poop from breakfast, crocodile was very very jelly.
And so Crocodile made his own poop, Which Kruger stole and using it created a poop man in honor of lord satan; but Jay wanted more poop so he took Kruger's poop satan. Stevo then stalks Jay until he leaves the precious poopman unattended so he can have it for himself.
Jays girlfriend is calling and he has to take it. Jay's girlfriend takes jay to dinner by force!


But then jay took a risk for a divorce, and she went "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" And punched him in the face repeatedly. With a brick. So then Jay Died and Stevo went into denial.

The end.
But its not the end! So David killed crocodile for lieing and made himself some fine crocodile skin boots ;D
after that i noticed how beautiful daves hair was and cut it off and wore it the end

But No its not the end as all of a sudden Kruger comes out of no were and decapitates mercenary with his clawed glove while shouting profanity . Then Quade plants c4 on everyones base! Though mercenery is now in prison for the rest of his life for nlr! Then David rode in on Skippy like a cowboy with C4 on his chest shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYROY JENKINS!" But then sneaky's asian evil twin pops out of no where.

Sneaky's asian evil twin is twice as sneaky as Sneaky so he sneaked behind David and shanked him,but David turned out to be Dovahkiin/Nerevarine/Lord Sheogorath/Skippy's man and instantly healed himself and turn Sneaky's asian evil twin into a kid turd.
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