granted but the salesmen is really a con artist and steals your money so he could feed his heroin addiction


i wish for another nightmare on elm street movie that is as good as the original and with Robert Englund playing Freddy

Granted, but using them kills you.
I wish for three three corrupt wishes.

BRAIN EXPLOSION!


I wish For nothing bad to happen to me.

You own it but

I wish for a chocolate bar

Clocket wrote:


Granted but then the plot to piranha 3dd happens

i wish for September 24th to hurry up

Krugerman12 wrote:


Granted, but the increased rotational speed of the planet results in shorter days, of approximately 6 hours each. Less time to play, less time to work, less money to spend on Christmas and birthday. The world decends into anarchy rapidly, shortly before being ripped apart by syntripical force. The world ends because of your impatience. Satisfied?

I wish for an idea for the most uncorruptable wish.

You get one but on a completely unrelated meteor kills you

Your entire family is killed by druggies while they were robbing your house, they left you to live.

I wish for Clockets entire family to be killed by druggies while they were robbing your house, to leave him to live.

David_Lennon wrote:


Granted, Clocket is now happy he has inherited so much money.

I wish for a working Turtle Beach headset.

Granted, but it's second hand. Lots of earwax and dead skin cells all over it, and it only lasts a week before it breaks... At best.

I wish for a clip on tie... O wait, I already have one of those!
I wish for a position on the staff team here at FP.

Granted; but you get demoted after 10 minutes for being bad

I wish I could have infinite money.