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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106895

Granted You Must Travel to the Land That Is Island to get this skin but later you are killed by a leprechaun and lose your precious potato skin


i wish to meet Sir Winston Churchill
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106896

Krugerman12 wrote:
Granted You Must Travel to the Land That Is Island to get this skin but later you are killed by a leprechaun and lose your precious potato skin


i wish to meet Sir Winston Churchill


Granted I'll go dig him up from his grave

I wish to be as fast as bolt
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106897

Sukka wrote:
Krugerman12 wrote:
Granted You Must Travel to the Land That Is Island to get this skin but later you are killed by a leprechaun and lose your precious potato skin


i wish to meet Sir Winston Churchill


Granted I'll go dig him up from his grave

I wish to be as fast as bolt



Granted but you will be hunted down by Tyson gay for the rest of your life!

i wish for more ram
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106898

Krugerman12 wrote:
Sukka wrote:
Krugerman12 wrote:
Granted You Must Travel to the Land That Is Island to get this skin but later you are killed by a leprechaun and lose your precious potato skin


i wish to meet Sir Winston Churchill


Granted I'll go dig him up from his grave

I wish to be as fast as bolt



Granted but you will be hunted down by Tyson gay for the rest of your life!

i wish for more ram

Granted here is your ram


I wish i was a fish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106902

Granted 5 minutes later the sun explodes and everyone freezes to death.

Wish: I wish for an uncorruptable wish!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106917

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Granted 5 minutes later the sun explodes and everyone freezes to death.

Wish: I wish for an uncorruptable wish!
Granted: but instead you fall in love with an ugly stripper

Wish Waffles!!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106936

You get them. Only to find they are actually pancakes


I wish to poop
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106938

David_Lennon wrote:
You get them. Only to find they are actually pancakes


I wish to poop



Denied there's enough waste already

I wish to make a pee pee
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106944

You pee pee a combination of blood and acid


I wish foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor A time machine
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Re: Corrupt a Wish 11 years, 9 months ago #106959

David_Lennon wrote:
You pee pee a combination of blood and acid


I wish foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor A time machine

Granted, but it only goes a microsecond back in time.
I wish that I could buy a wish for 10$'s.
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