Granted, but only if you stop changing your names.

I wish for cat nip.

CloudNet wrote:


Granted, you get nothing because there is no item called stuff.

I wish I had Aimbot in real life.

Granted, but it only aims at inanimate objects.

I wish to be able to read minds.

Granted but after a day of fun with your new power the government find out and commence a air raid on your home kidnapping you and then they take you to area 51 were they begin to dissect your brain to attempt at gaining your power but they horribly fail resulting in your death


I Wish To Gain The Ability To Transform Into A Gorilla

Kittai wrote:
Granted but instead you get arrested for weed found in the catnip

Wish: For my pizza to get here already ive been waiting 15 min!

SneakyHashBrown wrote:


Granted, but the pizza man drove into your house and injuring you and your whole family.

I wish I could breath underwater.

wilson23 wrote:


Granted: Your dead you couldnt eat fish and a shark eats you

Wish: For Bieber to stop making noises

SneakyHashBrown wrote:


Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish the FP system failure never happened.

wilson23 wrote:


Granted: Broly plans major revenge on FP And sends trojan viruses to everyone in FP instead of me

You know why ;D

Wish: To tell To have real life C4

You get it BUT it blows up in your face


"I wish my iPhone had unlimited battery."

Granted. It now is broken

I wish I had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Gold pieces in Morrowind.