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plenty of fish in the sea mate, dont worry about a few girls
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|FP| Kittai is now Snooze.
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Warning: Spoiler! dump the girls and go excersise with your mom option2 Warning: Spoiler! hide your mom in a bag option3 Warning: Spoiler! hide your girls in a bag option4 Warning: Spoiler! run away from your mom option5 Warning: Spoiler! run away from the girls option6 Warning: Spoiler! Run away from both and play videogames |
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don't ban me please
Last Edit: 10 years, 5 months ago by Slappy.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Polaris
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Everything went better than expected
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cardio is for girls, go pick things up and put them down
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I was wondering when you would post in here viper
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VIPERWOK wrote:
cardio is for girls, go pick things up and put them down I sure he was there to *Puts on Sunglasses* Pick up chicks. |
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giovanniz123 wrote:
Im about to go exercise at the gym today again, but today I told 2 of the popular girls in school ill be there with them and my mom is the ride there. But my mom wants to exersice... next to me. Oh god. EDIT: EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED As soon as my moms saw those girls she just looked at me and went somewhere else. Told you it wouldnt matter if your mom was there |
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My Music Playlist:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS2g2EWHG...qu-0nJnBAbZs_6LK7ltu STORYTIME! Warning: Spoiler! WILD wrote: Story time! So I was having this AWESOME dream last night about TTT playing out in real life. Like we had to find who was plotting to kill us all. And it was one of those phsycadelic freaking trippy dreams too, so there was like multicolored crap and stuff made no sense like I think Melon was "eating backwards" and pony was "riding himself off Ainto the sunset" along with Sypher, Slyther and Cael combinging like in freaking Dragon Ball or whatever. Anyway I have a bad habbit of sleep talking/walking/kicking. So when I was shot and killed in this acid infused IRL TTT game, I woke up screaming- "KOS SLYPTHAEL" At like 3:20 in the morning. Now my family is used to this since it happens almost weekly (last week it was something about fruits in a basket and ELF)I still heard them chuckling in the other room as I sat there, burning with emberassment. So good job guys. You've effectively worked your way into my freaking dreams. I think I need a break. Zackz11 wrote: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM If money is the root of all 'evil,' why do they ask for it in Church? KreeG wrote: [Z] Chester wrote: I came to FP because I heard there were lots of nice people here That's true there's a lot of nice people here including myself, Nice to meet you!You'll laugh at 1 of these at-least: Warning: Spoiler! This player is definitely set on the road to SA: ramm004 wrote: Both times I've been banned it's been like the court scene from Idiocracy. I literally dont want part of it anymore. I'm sure I'll see the back of this shit when I start playing the HL2RP. I'm gonna wait my ban time, blow my cash airstriking brats, then request or force a permaban on myself. At least, thats the plan right now. Crocodile wrote: ur like 8 only thing ur busy at is painting and learning new colours and making macaroni necklaces Warning: Nasty but hella funny stuff: Warning: Spoiler! Getzco wrote: I don't hate bronies, hell like I give a fuck about what you're into. You could be into those Japanese Sex Dolls, Jerk off to Tentacle Porn, Putting hamsters in your ass(Thats a sexual fetish believe it or not), or be into having sex with corpses. As stated, Like I give a single fuck about the kind of things you're into. |
Blitzkrieg_HOSS wrote:
If a situation becomes awkward and no way way just say this. "F*** it I'll look as akward as possible!" It may not get you the chicks, but hey if they chat about it you could get some chicks that like people being a "joker". I'd like to shed some light on this fantastic relationship advice. |
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The following user(s) said Thank You: Kittai
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